Ok so this is going to be a longer story than normal, but trust me you will want to read it cause it is pretty good. So we used to live in Provo, and we had some very white trash neighbors. You know the kind that park their abnormally large truck on the front lawn, leave their mattress on the back lawn, and get mad when our dog poops on the grass, but are totally fine throwing their cigarette butts all over. (seriously they did all of that) And we used to have this super cheap vacuum that did the opposite of vacuuming, it actually spit dirt and things back out on the carpet instead of sucking it up. So we decided to throw the vacuum away cause it was doing more harm than good. We just put it in our garbage can to be picked up with the rest of our trash. Well the next day we noticed it was not in the garbae can anymore, but the trash had not been picked up yet. We figured someone had taken it, and said jokingly that we would probably see it in someone elses trash in a couple days when they figured out it didnt work. Well a couple nights later I was coming home from work and I saw the handle sticking out from the neighbors trash. So they had gone in our trash pulled out the vacuum, used it, saw it didnt work and threw it away in their trash can which was always right next to ours. I don't know if they thought we wouldn't notice but the handle was sticking all the way out, and it is on the end of our driveway where we always drive by. So lesson learned if you don't want your trash stolen, don't live by white trash people who have no shame!!!

That is the handle sticking out of their trash, and that is our trash right next to it.